Sunday, October 21, 2007

On Duty... (Imported From Xanga)

Epilogue...

Most ppl have the luxury of plonking themselves in front of their com, in their comfy chair to blog... To the invisible muses giving us inspirations, I would think tt this's better for them as well... @ least they're also comfortable. I'm not denied of such comforts, mind you... However, as I'm penning this entry in pen & paper (yes, I'm moving backwards in time) in camp - I, @ this point in time, do not have anything better to do (it's like 1545 hrs on a Sat) - I envy those who are not working today. I'm officially deprived of any connections to the outside world - no internet, no MMORPGs, no Audition, no Facebook - and this is how I'm keeping myself busy apart from my X-Men 3 novel and some trashy TV shows tt are of no interest to me...

Being G@y...

Before anyone jumps to the conclusion tt I'm finally coming out of the closet, I'm going to preempt tt by saying tt 's not true... I'm still pretty much in conflict with it, don't ask me why... Rather, I've finally found sufficient evidence to rebuff the age old myth tt if you proclaim tt you're gay in this organisation of mine, you'll be excused this liability tt's tagged to any fetus with the XY chromosome...

Yes!!! You still have to serve your 2 yrs even though you're gay... Although you'll be posted to a camp tt doesn't require any staying-in (God forbid the consequences), the roles, responsibilities and conduct required of you remains pretty much the same... Moreover, even if you declare tt you're gay during enlistment, the determining process is very, very troublesome and long - and this is an understatement... The bottom-line??? There's no point in bluffing through your sexual orientation... This 2 faithful yrs is set in stone for guys...

Guess there's always a logical explanation to why such a myth exist... Think abt it... How can gays be allowed when like 90% of the employees are like guys??? Hence, it's only reasonable to think and assume tt gays are exempted from the army, least they attempt some indecent acts to their buddies under the influence of overwhelming desires, say, whenever a guy bends down in a bathroom to pick up a bar of soap, perhaps??? Heke... >_<

FaceBook...

You're right... I've finally given in to peer pressure and sign up for this online networking webby... To see what's the buzz's all abt... Turns out tt I'm beginning to get addicted to [FaceBook]... There're like tons of applications available for you to add and beautiful your profile page, thus upping the 'interesting' factor... Then there's all those gifts applications designed to keep you in touch with your friends by allowing you to send all sort of virtual gifts to your buds - ice-cream, pizzas, candies, hatching gifts and growing gifts, etc... This gifts thingy, together with the [SuperPoke] application - which allows you to do almost all kinds of actions to your friends - is highly addictive...

In addition, the [News Feed] provides all the updates of all your friends on what they did whenever they log into [FaceBook], allowing you constantly be in touch with your friends, knowing what they've been up to and all... No wonder companies are complaining abt their employees using office hours to visit [FaceBook] to send gifts... This misusing of company time has allowed profits to be lost whenever they (the employees) cyber-loaf...

Prologue...

I think my muse die then and there... Guess she's pretty fed up being cooped in tt tiny office of mind with nth comfortable... Oh well, tt's all for now... Hope tml - [Monday] - will not be as bad as I've envisioned... I was so hoping to have the whole day to myself tml by taking a day leave... But tt bubble of hope's burst by both my dad and my sis who BOTH won't be going to work and school respectively... Damn...