Friday, May 09, 2008

Hypothesis... (Imported From Xanga)

I realised tt I have a knacked for making up ridiculous hypothesizes... A week ago, I deduced tt NTU and NUS are sending out their acceptance letters by alphabetical order... Starting from 'Z'... This is deduced after studying the trend... I mean, if you consider the surnames of the ppl who got tt letter - [YQ], [SH], [XP] - and some of my colleagues with surnames starting with 'N' and 'S', and those who have yet to receive the letters - [Cass], [JY] and I - plus colleagues with family names of 'K', it all click...

LOL... Yes, it's 90% crap, but don't shot it down yet... Wait till I get the acceptance or rejection letter 1st before disproving this hypothesis of mine... I need hope, even false hope... Wait, come to think of it... I don't really need much hope cause I haven't actually freak out over this matter yet... Which is good cause whether you worry your brains out or not, it's not gonna affect when the letter will reach you... So why choose the path which will cause you to lose sleep and age - esp. me, when I'm gonna be 20 in a couple more days???

Anyway, over this past few days, I've come up with yet another hypothesis which I think rank higher on the crap-o-scale as compared to the earlier one which I've mentioned... I reckon tt there's a correlation b/w the increasing global temp and a person's insanity and their ability to actually think straight... Look @ what's happening around the world...

We have @ the top, the [House Of Horror] in [Austria]...Rather than avoiding tt house like a plague, ppl have been flocking there in an attempt to look @ the prison where [Elizabeth] was trapped w/o sunlight for 24 yrs and been subjected to psychological trauma caused by her insane dad... Then there's also the case in the [Middle East] I think, where a father butchered his daughter who fell in love with some Brit soldier... And the infanticide in [Germany], where 2 grown-up children found the corpse of 3 infants in the freezer while looking for pizza... Apparently, the murderer's the mother... *Gasp*

Oh and the following 2 came out in the papers yesterday and they're my personal fav... A 42 yr old male chef was jailed for not disclosing the fact tt he has HIV when he got a 16 yr old boy to perform an indecent act on him while both of them are in a toilet cubicle at some shopping centre... Plus there's a [Indonesian] maid, 42 yrs old, who had sex with the employer's 15 yr old son after she caught him watch Internet porn...

Now you see how twisted some ppl with the slow increasing of global temp, oil price, rice price, electricity price and everything in general... Which concludes tt as the end of the world approaches, we won't die because of some natural disaster or get wiped out instantly by some meteor colliding with [Earth] or by the explosion and/or dying of the sun.. We'll mostly go mad and cause our own demise...

Oh, and then there's a comment on the [Forums] in the papers yesterday which makes me want to roll my eyes so hard tt it'll pop out.... A lady was writing to the papers commenting tt local unis should guarantee every student who meets the basic requirements a place in the uni... How impractical is tt?! Imagine if everyone's offered a place in the 3 local uni, and all choose 1 particular course, do you think it's possible tt tt faculty can accommodate everyone??? Or if everyone choose 1 particular uni, do you think tt uni can accept everyone as well??? Obviously the benchmark have to be raised over time, selection for the better ones to enter have to be made... After all, [Darwin]'s law of survival of the fittest isn't there for nth... Sheesh!!!

I'm off indulge in my alternate reality... Ta-ta~...