Saturday, April 01, 2006

- Rate Of Productivity = k * (Stress Level)^2...

Most ppl assume tt a little bit of stress is good for the body cause it helps to increase your performance... Yes, tt theory is true... But there's a limit to tt... It's obvious tt the more stress you exert, the more productive you'll be, unless the limit of proportionality isn't exceeded... Now tt's for the majority of the ppl...

For my case however, I noticed tt the less stress I have, the more productive I'll be... Hence, the more stress tt's exerted on me, the worse it is for me... In addition, it is also observed tt a small increase in stress will cause a much greater reduction in my willingness to be useful... Therefore, the hypothesis tt I drew up, tt my negative rate of productivity is inversly proportional to the stress level is true... Therefore, I present to you the [~LeiLa~ Theory]...

Tt's my attempt to humour ppl... If you have absolutely no idea what I'm talking abt, the only conclusion tt can be drawn is tt you didn't study enough [Chem], [Phy] and [Econs]... Hmmm... Obviously I'm gonna get bitten once again... *gulp*

Despite the common test being over, the results tt I obtained aren't worth celebrating... The marks tt I get's seriously pathetic... I freaking failed to perform even for my fav. subjects!!! Fancy getting Ds for both my [Chem] and [Phy]!!! While my grades didn't change for [Econs] and I got an A for my [Maths], these are only consolation grades for the lousy performance... Even [GP]'s a bummer... I totally flunk my language!!! Guess it's time to wake up cause the alarm's blasting, signalling me to wake up and do something abt my vocab and lang... [XP], [YQ] and [Dar], help me!!!

The [NS] registeration's getting on my nerves... I mean, their server's damn slow and while I was filling up whatever tt needs filling, I got DC-ed from them... I'm sure it isn't my internet connection... Moreover, they have to seriously improve on their com generated mail as well... Imagine sending the password and you can't even decipher what it is... Is it a 'B' or a '8'??? An 'O' or a '0'??? 'G' or 'Q'??? Get the point already??? And to top the irritating factor, my dad didn't help one bit... Because it's impt, he has to do things slowly... And with me entering the wrong password, he almost went berserk, saying things like 'Num Lock interfers with the keying of the password', 'F*** la, so slow'... Now tt totally begins to piss me off... I mean, what the heaven!!! Num Lock interfers with me keying in the password??? I'm keying in the wrong password, tt's why... DUH...!!! And what's the idiotic use of using profanities?! As if tt can make the internet spd faster... Seriously, I'm more stressed with him supervising... And tt's making my quality of life (QOL) plummeting to a -ve value, if there's a numerical value for QOL...

On a more relax note, [DOTA]'s now an official CCA in [PJC]...!!! Thanks to [Dar]... Pity I'm not a year younger or else I can join tt CCA and my CCA record wouldn't go 'Library for 5 yrs, from Sec 1 to J1'... Oh, and talking abt [Dar], apart from [DOTA], he's also planning to join [Bowling] and [SC]... Now tt's sucidial, but tt's his choice anyway... Zzz...

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