The last 2 days were no fun @ all... Of course, tt statement's only applicable to those in J2s as it's the start of our much feared common test... And before I dwell into all those boring issues of [GP] and [Maths-C], you have been warned... Some parts are anti-sports... So if you're a sports afficionado, this will generate quite a few hate mails... But seriously, do you think I will care abt tt???
Our [GP] paper was, how should I phrase it??? Hmmm... Let's just say tt even if you've read those notes tt your tutors have given you, it might not even be of much help... You see, for the first paper, the question I chose was, ''Technological progress has alienate man from nature.' Do you agree?' The starting was a little tough... But after I started writing the intro and parts of the body, the content came naturally and keep your fingers cross tt I'll do well... Who knows??? I might just write out of point and it's game over for me...
The second paper was any better... Usually, there'll be 2 passages greeting us... But this time, there's only 1 long passage... And swell, of all the topics to test us on, the sch just have to test me on something tt I didn't read and am uber-weak @ - War, Terrorism, Politics... Murphy's Law, some might call tt phenomenon... So the compre's abt agression and there's some qus. whereby I'm totally cluess on how to answer them... *Sigh* And the consolation??? Ya, there's a small consolation... @ least the vocab section wasn't all tt bombastic and full of chimified words tt make my head hurt just by thinking of them and infering what on earth does it actually means... Even the AQ's very straight-forward... Fingers entwined once again ppl, to pray and hope tt I can pass this one...
Then there's tt [Maths-C] paper yesterday tt lasted for a freaking 3 hrs... Okay, so it isn't tt long... But consider all these plausible scenerio... What if you have to go to the loo to release tt water pressure tt's building up in your bladder??? Or to release some solid undigested materials because you've ate some bad stuff??? Or what if your paper's in some freezer LT??? With tables so low tt you have to hunch down till your back and neck ache and your head feels like dropping off???
I am digressing so let's move back to the point... The paper was simple as the concepts are all in my mind... No need to pray for this A... It's difinately within my grasp... If not, I wouldn't be taking this [Science Stream]...
Tests aside, you ppl might consider a run or some vigorous activities might let os relax by sweating out all those mathematical formulaes... It might work for some but when tt's applied to me, it's not gonna work... The only way for me to forget stuff and really relax is to bring me to the arcade, play [MS] and not forgetting the ultimate de-stressor - hanging out with the gang... Awww, isn't tt just sweet??? *Distantly hear some vomit spilling out @ [Toh Tuck]*
So we have our [Road Run] and before we can run, we have a house meeting where we learn some cheers... So what's wrong with cheering??? Everything!!! A soft-spoken person like me can't shout loud, let alone scream @ the top of my voice for some dumb words... What's more, I'm so not gonna get a sore-throat @ a time like this, during the [March] hols... Tt'll max out my stress-o-meter... So there's cheering and the J1s are do tt with enthusiasm, which is very shocking... The ultimate eye-opener was when 1 of the J1 OGLs came up to us, the J2s and started to demo the actions of the cheers... I was trying so hard not to look @ him and rolled my eyes when I'm looking @ the floor, or @ my friends or anyway except directly @ him... Even [LX] was trying very hard to stifle a giggle... For a person tt's always lauging her head off @ the slightest joke (no offence), it's gotta be the toughest thing to do...
Now this got me thinking... Why on earth does tt J1 OGL even thing tt we wanna cheer??? And don't he have any sense of embarrassment when he demo the cheers to us??? Or perhaps he's so dense tt he's oblivious to our body language??? And the cheers... There's like no meaning in the wordings of the cheers... 1 very good example is as such... What has the inverse of the word 'Owens' - Suemo - have to do with spurring us on??? I mean, a cheer is suppose to spur us on right??? And what's with tt mascot of our [Owens]' house??? Fancy using a mutated housefly as a mascot!!! Sheesh!!!
From this I can conclude tt bad words in cheers + bad housefly = lamest house ever present... Pity tt Owens scientist whom our house borrowed the name from... And if this has ignited fury in you, pls don't read any further... Believe me... If not, just continue on...
The road run finally commerce, not before a whole lot of crapping by the emcees - SL and another 05S02 guy - and some dumb warm-up... Frankly speaking, by standing under the sun for like eternity, aren't we 'warmed-up' and dehydrated enough already??? Can't they just get the run over and done with asap??? Once we actually started running, I ran... But of course, I didn't give my best and ran only 3.2 km and walking the remaining 1.6 km... Now, why would I do tt??? You see, only the first 150 ppl will get pts for the house and it's obvious tt by the time I finish the 3.2 km, the instanteous ranking @ tt pt of time for me, can't possibly be within 150... So even if I run, I won't get any pts... So what's the use of running??? So me and my friend walked till the entrance of the sch where I decided to put on an act by running then...
You should know the feeling, to stop running and then run again... Your body will not wanna function and you'll get exhausted easily... This is made worse when you're beginning to feel a little dehydrated... So by the time I jogged to the area where the guys and gals are separated, I walked, despite it not being the finishing line yet... And here's the infurating part... One J1 [Owens] clan OGL - female - tried to encourage me to run... I can't be bothered with her and I ignored her... Can't help being mean as I'm exhausted and the sun's burning... After walking past her, the mutated housefly greeted my and with it, a guy OGL - his name's Jay Chua or something, thank goodness it's NOT Jay Chou... So what's wrong with him??? Normally, I have nth against encouragment, but he his phrasing's just toally wrong... He's liierally jeering @ me!!! Tt impudent, moronic guy...!!! He actually said, 'Run la!!! Owens one still don't run!!!'
To hell with tt guy... On what grounds does he have to command me to run like tt??? If I don't wanna run, then so be it!!! You might think tt I'm bias and if it's some good looking guy asking me to run, I would... Well, let me clarify this... I won't!!! So what if tt guy's ugly and shorter than me... Or good-looking??? If he mock me, he's totally a complete turn off... Darn him... *Fuming*
This week, it's a fashion faux pas for me... Imagine me wearing a jersey with shorts tt's just too short, exposing those fat, fair, flawless legs... OMG!!! So totally gay right??? Now you know why I like long pants or those knee-length shorts... >_<
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