NS, NS, NS, NS, NS!!!

'Eat faster, if not, how are you going to survive NS???'
'You should eat vegetables, if not, how can you survive NS???'
'I think you do more pumping... So as to prepare yourself for NS...'
'You're even afraid of an ant??? How can you survive NS?!'
'Shawn, you should train now because additional 3 mths is hell...'

The list goes on... Seriously, can't my life be 'NS-free' for a week?! No, scratch tt, make tt a mth... Zzz... I'm so stressed out by all those NS talk... All those nagging and advice tt I should perpare myself... Haven't they figure it out tt I'm turning both my deaf ears to all those incessant nagging??? *Sigh* Is it just me or is the world getting stupid???

Gee... All I want to say is tt can't those ppl shut up for once and stop reminding me of the impending doom tt I'm abt to witness first-hand?! *Exsperated* *Pause* Oh, wait, the world is getting more retarded!!! Let me explain... I'm supposed to head over to [CMPB] for my NS medical checkup... And the ppl there changed the building name w/o reflecting it on the brochures tt they issue out!!! So how on [Mother Nature] can normal civilains locate the place?! Sheesh!!! Is it just me thinking tt NS erase the part of your brain tt's responsible for common sense??? After all, the men are programmed to follow orders, not ponder over it... *More thinking*

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Oh gawd!!! This is my worse nightmare!!! In abt a yr's time, I'm going to be transformed into the type of guys tt I so destest!!! I'm so not going to thinking abt the other traits tt I'll be influenced into having... *Seriously grossed out*

And did I mention tt the HQ sent me a mail reminding me of my check-up on [Monday] yesterday??? I didn't... And did I tell you tt they sent me another SMS to remind me of the same old thing??? I didn't... But I did now and here's my conclusion: Either they think tt I'm a person having short term memory (which fortunately I'm not, unlike someone else) or they have too much time on their hands... No matter which case, I would like to thank them for their concern and reminder but it's so not necessary... Pls don't spoil my day, no matter what time it is!!! It's the hols now, I'm trying to relax and not thinking abt work and NS and here you are slapping me back into reality... Thanks a lot... *scarcasm*

I'm so totally pissed off tt I can throw a bitch-fit...