So, I was @ the office the other day and I chanced upon this entry in the [Jokes] thread in the forum on some useful description for ppl... Yes, I was having some free time on my hands and I've decided not to do shredding of paper... Like what my understudy mentioned, 'Why so serious???' LOL... Of course, there's a limit to everything... As long as I deliver my work on time, it's should pose a prob, right???
Some useful description of ppl you may come into contact with from day to day:
1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer...
2. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching...
3. A room temp IQ... <-- Fav!!!
4. A photographic memory, but has no flim...
5. A prime candidate for natural de-selection...
6. During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group...
7. Fell out of the family tree...
8. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming...
9. Has 2 brains... 1 is lost and the other is looking for it...
10. He's so dense, the light bends around him...
11. It's hard to believe tt he beat 100,000 other sperms... <-- Personal fav!!!
12. Some drink from the Fountain Of Knowledge, but he just gargled...
13. Takes him a hour and a half to watch '60 Minutes'...
