Another Facet Of [~LeiLa~]...

I did mentioned a couple of entries back tt I wouldn't want to remember anything tt's of relevance to the 2 yrs of hell which I'm currently going through... How I yearn to simply pretend tt none of this did take place, tt this 2 yrs never happen, tt I'm only 18, fresh out of completing the [A Levels], eagerly waiting to get into [NUS]...

(This is so not going to happen...)

A part of me though, will unconciously remembers bit and pieces of this phase where boys are rumoured to magically transform to men... I say 'rumoured' as I don't think I'm much of a man after close to 2 yrs in this prison... Could it be due to my vocation??? Maybe if I were to be given more responsibilities... *Ponders*

Anyway, yesterday was my unit's 1st anniversary and we went to [St. John's Island] to commerate the event... Personally, I would enjoy this more if not for the bloody drizzle tt just wouldn't stop till we left tt freaking island tt's said to be haunted...

(I sense tt you're abt to deviate... Again... Just put up the pics...)

Before heading to alledged haunted island, we gathered @ [Marina South Pier]... Can you believe tt the boat ride ride for the public cost $15?! I wouldn't pay to get freaked out... There's always the [Old Changi Hospital]...

A map of the island... We practically explore whatever's on tt map within 2 hrs or so...

A little greenary when we're touring around during some games... Okay, so maybe it's a little creepy if you walk around during the night... Hey, we could experience a little [The Ghost Whisperer] every now and then...

The slop is nice for sucidal blading...

The open waters... Hmmm, I wonder if the sun will set in this direction... It could be romatic... Wait, the last boat leaves BEFORE evening... Dang... This is further justification tt the $15 price tag is so not worth it...

Manage to take this before I leave the island...

Whatever's on the paper plate are the different type of cheese... Pity I've to restrain myself and not devour everything like what a black hole will do...

Okay... Enough of the scenery and stuff... Here're the human subjects... LOL...

We're just waiting @ the pier for the boat...

Boarding the boat... It's amazing how spacious the interior is... It can fit up to 100 ppl, I think...


Once we're done with the fun and games, we had lunch and it's free and easy, time which I used to read my captivating [Twilight] novel... You can't possibly enjoy the scenery for 2 hrs without getting bored...

Honourable mention... Nuff' said...

Oh, I almost forgot... Let me show you how I travelled to [Marina South Pier] @ [Marnia Bay Stn]...

The blue line is the travelling there while the red is the travelling back... All in the name of reading said captivating book as mentioned earlier...

Oh, oh, oh!!! [Marina Bay] has totally changed!!! Everything's under construction now... Even the steamboat's gone... To prepare for the IR, I think... LOL... I'm sure everyone must've known abt this...

(You're after all, a rock dweller...)

Before I end off this, I was @ [BPP] in the afternoon for lunch and I chanced upon [Derrick Ho]'s autograph signing session... I'm no fan of him, but I did snap some pics anyway... Tt's the use of a cam phone isn't it???

It's after 1500 hrs and there's still no sign of the singer...

[YES 93.3 FM] DJ doing the intro...

And he's out!!!

And I managed to take a video of his performance as well...



Can you imagine tt my phone has enough memory to record 7 hrs (must emphasize on this) of video???

(Of course it's possible... It has 8 GB of memory, you pea-brain... You can practically stuff the complete [Ouran] anime in and there will still space left...)

Insights...

It's rare, but I managed to get into the live firing area for once... I believe this is a once-in-a-lifetime kinda happening and it's a good experience to actually view how a firing range look like... It's like stepping into the zoo or bird park or crocodile farm for the 1st time...

The excitement and awe just died off in abt 30 mins... The boredom sets in after I've been recording down the scores of the personnel who have to do those shooting exercises for the whole morning... I tried to derive joy from snickering @ those people who, out of 24 shots, could hardly hit the target for not more than 12 times... To think tt they're combat fit and are trained to hold those weapons!!!

Of course, the joy, like I've said, is short lived as this is a whole day event... Imagine seeing those repetitive actions over and over and over again for 170+ personnel... It's simply death by boredom... Bloody hell...

The off-in-lieu tt I'll be given is a mere consolation as thanks to tt firing range and it's filthy air, together with staying in camp the day before, my acne outbreak's back... It wasn't anything major, but still, it's so sickening to imagine tt all those $$$ have almost gone down the drain and I'm almost back to square 1... @ times I do think tt perhaps going for such treatment @ this time isn't really a good idea... I could always wait till [Dec] before doing all those facials... The improvement will be more profound... However, one must also consider the risk in doing so... The damae to my face could be permanent by then...

It's so freaking complicated... *Grumble*

Then there's the [AHM/SBR 2008] yesterday... I outdid myself by running 6 km!!! I didn't walk and I didn't think tt I'm capable of achieving such a feat...

I'm just thrilled tt I did so and even more excited now tt I managed to rent [Twilight]... Happy!!! *V-sign*

My inner voice seems suspiciously silent today... =P

Trapped In Camp...

(It's tempting to mimick [SH] in his ravings... But where's the originality in this if you do so???)

I'm stucked in camp again... Thanks to some stupid live firing event tt's taking place tml, I'm supposed to help in moving those guns and ammunitions to some camp... In the bloody morning @ 6 am!!! Damnation... To make it worse, I've to report to the higher authorities by 2300 hrs later, hence let me rephrase my earlier statement... I'm not stuck in camp... I'm being imprisoned in camp!!! *High-pitched banshee wail*

(Oh cut the drama out... If you can blog, it isn't tt bad... Oh, don't forget tt you yourself set the target of 1 hr to complete this entry...)

Now tt I've bitched it out of my system, I feel so much better... LOL...

Anyway, in my previous entry, I forgot to do some serious confession...

(With you de-railing every 5 minutes, it isn't tt surprising tt you keep forgetting stuff... *Roll eyes*)

The voodoo doll which [Bec] gave me as my belated b-day prezzie came out of it's strap... I should have listened to my inner voice to not put it on my phone... I should've not doubted it in the 1st place...

(*Sing-song voice* I TOLD YOU SO... Ohhhh... I'm so loving this...)

Thank goodness it didn't suffer any permanent dmg or anything, which allowed me to fixed it back so tt it looked just like new... *Sigh* It's better to keep all those phone accessories in 1 place and not use them... As they're all gifts from my friends, I feel terrible if it's being destroyed due to my carelessness...

(For you to self admit tt you're careless, there's still hope for you... And I do think tt you're a little over-reacting... You're not doing some [Taiwan] drama here, you know...)

Since we're on the whole issue on phone accessories, I recently bought a pouch to contain my precious HP... A pouch from [The Wallet Shop]... I kinda like buying the stuff there as the designs are all very unique...

(I betcha tt's one of the reason... The main reason, though, is tt you're connecting with your feminine side...)

The only thing tt's still on my 'to buy list' is a tote which looks suitable for both gender...

(AHA!!! You're still obsessed with tt... You never give up, do you???)

Hmmm... the urge to rave on the same old stuff is really tempting -

(*Groan* DON'T!!! You've been doing tt for the past 4 yrs or so... Everyone knows and they're just not bothered with it... Move on, you dweeb... It's just another yr more and you'll be in [NUS]... Can't you just be a little more patient??? Good things come to those who are patient... Haven't you heard???)

- but somehow, someone seems to be stopping my fingers from going further... Strange... *Frowns*

Visit To CauseWay Point...

(Now try to keep this short for once...)

In case no one knows, I wasn't working today cause I'm on off today... Yippy!!! It's been a long time since I've actually had a long weekend and despite my dad taking a day off as well, I'm determined not to let tt affect me...

If I can't play [Cabal] due to his presence, then I shall do some reading... The 3rd book of [Stephenie Meyer]'s vamp love saga - [Eclipse] - is spell-binding... Even without me reading the 1st 2 books, it's still possible to get the whole pic, abeit fuzzy though... I'm not daunted by tt anyway... I'll simply rent the books from [Sans Bookshop] when I've the time...

([NLB] ought to have more copies of those books... Every single copy of [Twilight] is on loan or have been reserved... Damnation!!!)

I'm eager to read this book as the movie adaptation will be out in the [US] by year's end... So I wanna understand the plot before watching the movie in the cinemas and buy the DVD as well...

(No doubt to ogle @ the male lead, eh???)

Met up with [SM] and as we purchased the tickets, I've stumbled upon a good bargain... If payment is made by [NETS], the movie tickets cost only a fantastic $6!!! The usual price on the weekday's $7.50, so imagine tt, $1.50 saved!!! I'm not sure if this is applicable to the weekend prices though...

(Damn those student price of $6.50 and senior citizen price of $4...)

We headed to [Woodlands Regional Library] after tt and of all times for my phone to ring, it just have to be when I'm in the library... I didn't expect this to happen as if there's a crisis @ work, the calls will come in before lunch... So I didn't bother switched it to silent mode as I reckoned tt no one will call me after noon...

Apparently, some regulars just have a bad habit of calling my phone w/o 1st trying the office line... It's not like I'm notorious of not being @ my desk or anything... Hence, imagine my embarassment when my incoming call ringtone blared out loud in the noise forbidden area...

(Whatever you've just used to defend yourself, you know tt they're all excuses... You should know better than to take such gambles... Admit it... You're lazy...)

I bought [Peppermint Mocha] from [SweetTalk] as my drink for the whole duration of the movie and it has indeed been a long time since I've actually tasted those bubble tea... It really brings back the memory when such drinks are all the rage...

(If I have another body, I swear I'll kick you for digressing...)

Ahem, yes... We watched [The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor]... It turns out tt the critics are quite accurate in their ratings this time round... It's better to watch the movie when it's being broadcast on national TV...

(Not even worth buying the DVD??? Tt bad huh???)

The fighting scene b/w [Jet Li] and [Michelle Yeoh] was shorter than expected and I don't mean to be so critical, but I've a hard time understanding what the American actors are saying in Mandrin if not for the subtitles...

(Thank goodness this isn't some superbly famous blog... You'll get flamed to no end for this... Serious!!!)

Hmmm... I think I'll stop here for now... I'll leave the war b/w my mind with my raging hormones for another day, another entry...

(*Groan* Not THAT again... You're supposed to be over that already!!!
*Smacks imaginary hand on imaginary forehead, rolls imaginary eyes*)

Island Creamery...

(*Sigh* Chatting with [YH] a.k.a multi-tasking again... Can you really do this???)

I tried to pre-empt the disappointment... Alas, it didn't go so well...

(Some things aren't just beyond your control... You're not to blame for the forces of the universe @ work...)

Seems like [Tiger Sobert] is really a really popular ice-cream flavour... Why so many ppl like the taste of alcohol so much, it's beyond me...

(Try looking @ it from other perspectives...)

Maybe they could like the feel of being drunk??? From all those TV dramas and stories I've been hearing, you'll really forget all those worries when you're intoxicated... After all, with such hectic lifestyle, it's a no-brainer tt some ppl would carve such instant gratification... To be totally stress-free for tt short amt of time... Oh and [YH] and [SL] also did mentioned tt it's amusing to see drunkards -

(I can't believe such sadist streak is in them... Tsk...)

- which I once again couldn't see it from their perspectives... How could it be 'funny' (tt's how [YH] put it) to see someone slurring, puking and attempting to walk in a straight line (but failing miserably anyway)??? Moreoever, you still have to care for tt dumb drunk -

(Someone who overestimated his own tolerance of alcohol, no less...)

- by sending him home while trying not to get yourself stained with all those puke tt seems never-ending...

(Why am I thinking of a merelion @ this pt of time...??? *Ponders* Now concentrate on this entry!!! You're digressing... BAKA!!!)

Yes... Where was I??? The absence of the [Tiger Sobert]... @ least there's [Raspberry] as a poor substitute for both [YH] and [SL]... Which [YH] is so prepared to complain abt, even till this pt of time, if you did pay attention to her nick in MSN:

'Failure to try the [Tiger Sobert] again... Hmph!!!'

It isn't surprising after she told me what tt evil -

(I'm so in trouble for using tt word...)

- [SH] was bragging when he went to [Island Creamery] w/o us... Oh well, all 3 of us just couldn't stop bickering... Not because of any bad blood or whatever nonsense... It's just in [SH]'s nature to be mean to almost everyone -

(Or should I use the term 'overly frank and tactless' instead??? *Ponders* NAH!!!)

- while I can never see myself being a gentleman in the presence of [YH]...

(You can't be a gentleman in the presence of anyone... You're childish in everyone's presence, for goodness sake!!!)

So you can just imagine [SL]'s thoughts as I'm bickering with [YH]... And his failed attempts to stop us from arguing...

(You're starting to lose it again... Concentrate!!!)

I managed to consumed 5 scoops of ice-cream... [Cookies & Cream], [ReversO], [Teh Tarik], [Coconut] and [Burnt Caramel]... The last was a wrong choice as it tasted like butter to me... Just imagine you eating -

(Or drinking, in your case...)

1 scoop of butter!!! Gah, the imagined amt of fats tt I'm ingesting is nightmarish... Gak!!! Oh, and I did eat a baked apple pie as well -

(Tt's what you think it is...)

- which wasn't tt appetizing after all, despite the beautiful look of it... It's mostly cream (read: fattening) and a couple of sour tasting apples stuffed inside the pie underneath tt moutain of sugered cream...

(The phrase 'Looks can be deciving' isn't invented for fun you know...)

Haha... @ least it's a good experience... Pity I couldn't stomach a mud-pie after all tt I've ate, which monetary speaking, I've injected $15.30 back to the economy...

Oh and [SL] did saw a photo of [Quin]... @ the wall of photos... Both of us didn't believe it initially... But upon closer inspection, we don't have any second doubts... It is overtly [Quin], thanks to the words 'Shears Hall' tt's written @ the top of the photo...

Which further proves tt [Island Creamery] is really popular among ppl aged 17 - 27... To think tt [Bukit Timah] has such a place for this generation of adults!!! I mean, whenever anyone says [Bukit Timah], I'll just naturally think of [Bukit Timah Shopping Centre], which seems to be suitable for really old ppl...

(This is proof tt you're living in a well...)

Haha... I think I shall stop here...

(It's abt time you realised how long this entry already is...)

Lost...

It's a no-brainer... Running regularly really does increase your life span, so kudos to whoever's been doing some regular running... Haha... As for me, running is the only exercise tt I'm willing to pick up, apart from my usual taking the stairs to my house instead of the life... I do wonder though, do I have the determination to carry on this exercise regime come 2009??? Or will the freedom bring me back to those com potato days??? Guess it's time I start to detach myself from the com and really GET A LIFE... How I'm going to do this is anyone's guess... I still couldn't get past my initial insane fear tt every stranger tt I met dislike me...

Oh my... Look @ tt... I can get so easily distracted even in my own thoughts... Hmmm... Speaking of thoughts... I've more or less decided tt when this year ends, I'll just take it tt I've just wake up from a coma or something similar... I don't think there's ANYTHING worth remembering, except for the working experience maybe... When it comes to friends, I couldn't say tt I've really made any friends... Yes, I'm a freak... I don't warm up tt easily to strangers, due to those horrible experience in the past... I'll just look forward to what new life that being in NUS will entail...

It's @ this pt tt I recall tt most ppl say tt life in the SAF will stay forever in the guys... I'm accepting whatever it is as it's unavoidable, yet in truth, I've never liked being in the SAF... I'd rather go straight to NUS so tt I won't have to worry abt a rotting, decomposing, maggot infested brain... Screw whatever monetary benefits tt the SAF provides, what $200 more in pay when we go to work in the future... I'm never 1 who'll be enticed by $$$... Give me work and I'll try to enjoy what I'm doing so tt I'll have a sense of achievement... Pay-wise, I'll accept the market rate and not be too greedy as asking for more is what'll doom us individuals in this country amidst this weakening economy...

*Sigh* I think the bottom-line is, I just feel so left out when I'm with my friends, like I'm on a totally different wavelength/country/plant/universe/galaxy... Once again, the thought of being enstranged from everyone in [The Gang] scares the living daylights out of me... To me, I feel tt [The Gang] are my true friends, ppl whom I'm so comfortable with tt I can be my own childish self... Something I fear tt I might not be able to do much among ppl who think tt being 20 means being adultish, among ppl who aren't tt crazy, who might be homophobic...

LOL... Yes, I do have many fears, which results in my many reservations, which therefore lead to me being a freak of nature...

Anyway, before I end this sort of dumb entry (I feel like I'm blogging for the sake of blogging)... I've been thinking... You have sex education to teach you all abt the dangers of slping around, not using contraceptives, etc... And normal education on the harm of smoking.. Why is it tt there're some ppl of our age out there who still do those stuff which they know is harmful??? Like picking up smoking and having sex just for fun??? I mean, those education isn't there for nth... I mean, it worked for me, which is why I don't smoke - just a victim of 2nd hand smoking which I can do nth abt - and don't slp around, even though it's really tempting... I wonder why it worked for me and othe others... What's wrong with teenagers nowadays, really?! *Puzzled*

Branch Cohesion...

I figured tt before I'm accused of going MIA once again, I'd better squeeze in 1 entry 1 way or another... Gaming addict or being in a relationship, I should @ least cater some time to keep in touch with friends...

Anyway, normal students have a day off cause of [National Day] while normal working ppl just have to work as usual... For whatever organisation tt I'm working for, I've to content myself with a get-together today... @ [Marina Square], no less...

We started by watching [Money No Enough 2], which is bad for me as I've watched it exactly 8 days ago... Even worse was tt this movie falls into my view of 'Movies tt you should watch only once in the cinema' or 'Just wait for the DVD'... So, yeah... Imagine the not so enjoyable 2 hrs I've to endure, knowing what's gonna happen next, when the laughs are gonna come, when the tear-jerking moments are...

The movie started @ abt 1055 hrs and logically, after the movie, it should be lunch 1st before the next strenous activity... Yet the higher authorities decided to proceed on with the bowling instead... *Roll eyes*

You have to understand, the bowling isn't all tt bad... Wait, it is bad... Due to the service tt [Superbowl] provides... The lady who's in-charge seems to be super unfriendly... A bitch if you ask me... How would I know tt I couldn't fit into a size 10 shoe??? I'm wearing size 10, so naturally, I would think tt the sizes are all standard, even when it comes to bowling shoes... Yupz, you should have the impression tt size 10 is way too big for me, so in the end, I've to settled for the 7 tt she recommended...

I don't mind being proved wrong, but it's her attitude... Imagine the following exchange...

Counter lady: 'Let him try size 7.'
Me: 'I think I need a 10 instead.'
Counter lady: 'I'll give you a 10, but don't come and change it later if it's too big.'

Sheesh!!! Where was I??? Oh, yes... I was saying tt the bowling is quite bad if you were to compound tt bad service with the lack of friends to share the fun of bowling...

Once we're done with 2 games of bowling, we've decided to move on to lunch @ [Sakae Sushi] (FINALLY!!!)... By then it's 1500+ hrs, which counts as a lunch/dinner for my case... Thank goodness I was with the other NSFs... If I were to be with those officers and regulars... Just kill me, please...

Oh what the heck... What I'm trying to say is tt such experience is best forgotten, which is why I didn't even bother to bring any cam to immortalise these time spent with ppl who are mere colleagues...

What [SH] said in his blog dated around last wk really mirrors what I've been feeling all these while... I strongly hoped tt [The Gang] will continue to stay united forever... The pics tt we all have will be the evidence and memories of all the fun time tt was shared by all... Gee... It's really nostalgic whenever I look back @ all those pics tt I've taken... It's as if I'm re-living those moments once again... LOL... I'm getting a little sentimental here...

On the other hand though, 'forever' is a very long time and tt's the ideal choice @ this particular moment in our lives... I think when it's really time to move on, we will move on... It's only because @ present, we couldn't fanthom such scenerio, which is why it seems so gloomy and all whenever I think abt it... Obviously, 1 thing is for sure though... When it comes to moving on with regards to a particular person, I've to force myself to do so... It is for the greater good of my freaky well being...

I'm coming to this conclusion tt I'm having some serious issues when it comes to making friends...

Okay, before I sign off, it's a relief tt I've managed to upload all the pics of [Jul]'s outing into [Photobucket], despite a couple of tries and failures previously... What I'm donig now is to show off my handiwork @ taking some [Matrix]-worthy shots... Observe!!!

The 2 failure attempts to capture the shot... I swear [SH] will throw a fit if I get it wrong on the 3rd time...

Finally!!! The 3rd shot was a success!!! [XP]'s pose's really cool... LOL... I'm so proud of my brillant snapshot!!! HAHA!!!

Okay, okay... I'm signing off now... Waiting for [30 Aug 08] eagerly!!! ^_^

Being Random...

I seems to have come to this conclusion all of a sudden... Tt being [~LeiLa~] simply means being random... 2 wks of MIA and I've sprung up 3 entries within 1 wk, something which is totally unheard of given me busy schedule... God knows what I'll be doing next... *Slaps hands on forehead* R-i-g-h-t, tt's the whole point of being random, isn't it??? To not know what you'll be up to next till the very last min... Which is exciting in it's own strange way as it's kinda keep ppl around me in suspense... Isn't tt fun?!

Or I'm simply so deprived of attention tt I'm pulling all kinda of dumb tricks to make my presence more profound...

Anyway, as I'm done with my duty this morning and as I was making my way home, I did some stoning while waiting for the bus... My mind just jumped from 1 thought to the next w/o any warning and this time, I was thinking abt my new transition lenses... I was thinking how cool it was to have such glasses, but wouldn't it even be more special if there's such a thing as transition contact lenses??? Tt's when my mind's hand gave a bitch slap on my existing thoughts and reprimanded my brain...

'BAKA!!! Transition contact lenses don't exist because ppl wearing contact lenses can wear glasses!!! BAKA!!! Now stop dreaming and look out for the bus, you imbercile!!!'

Yupz... Tt's the typical inner thoughts when I've nth much to do... Now on to the next topic... I did tell [XP] abt a joke on how engineers dispute the myth of [Santa Claus] in patches as I couldn't remember the exact story... So now I'm gonna transfer tt joke onto this blog so tt it'll be immortalised... Just pardon any spelling mistakes... LOL...

An Engineer's View Of [Santa Claus]...

No known species of reindeer can fly, but there're 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classifed, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not completely rule out flying reindeers which only [Santa] has ever seen...

There're 2 billion children (ppl under 18 yrs old) in the world, but since [Santa] doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslims, Jewish and Buddhist children, tt reduces the workload to 15% of the total to 378 million, according to [Population Reference Bureau]... @ an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, tt's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's @ least 1 good child in each...

[Santa] has 31 hrs of [Christmas] to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the [Earth], assuming tt he travels from East to West (which seems logical)... This works out to 822.6 visits per second... This is to say tt for each Christan household with good children, [Santa] has 1/1,000 th of a sec to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks tt have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house...

Assuming tt each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the [Earth] (which of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking abt 0.78 miles per household, a total trip of 71.604 million miles, not counting the stops what most of us must do @ least once every 31 hrs, plus feeding etc... This means tt [Santa]'s sleigh is moving @ 650 miles per sec, 3,000 times the spd of sound... For purposes of comparision, the fastest man-made vehicle on [Earth], the [Ulysses] space probe, moves @ a poky 27.4 miles per sec... A conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles an hr...

The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element... Assuming tt each child gets nth more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting [Santa], who is invariably described as overweight... On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds... Even granting tt 'flying reindeers' could pull 10 times the normal amt, we cannot do the job with 8, or even 9... We need 214,200 reindeers... This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons... Again, for comparison, this is 4 times the weight of the [Queen Elizabeth]...

353,000 tons travelling @ 650 miles per sec creates enormous air resistance... This will heat the reindeers up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the [Earth]'s atmosphere... The lead pair of reindeers will absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each... In short, they will burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeers behind them, and creating defeaning sonic booms in their wake... The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandth of a sec... [Santa], meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal force 17,500.06 times greater than gravity... A 250 pound [Santa] (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force...

In conclusion, if [Santa] ever did deliver presents on [Christmas Eve], he'll be vaporized by now!!!

Is This For Real?!?!

As I'm doing this entry, I don't know whether to laugh or cry... I'm currently still in camp... Yes, it's a Friday and I'm staying overnight here, which is pitiful... On the other hand, @ least I've cleared this mth's duty obligation already, so it's 1 less burden on my shoulders... You might find it ridiculous, or [SH] could find the following 'foxtrotting nonsensical', but doing this duty is a eroding my sanity little by little... The fact tt I've to stay in is stressing me... Hmmm... I admit... I really am a pampered brat (good tt I know tt eh???) who needs to use the toilet for 20 mins for his shower, spends @ least 20 mins to brush his teeth as well as to take care of his near ravaged acne face and be able to sleep in his own confy bed till 8 am the next day... Instead of staying out of home, sleeping in those filthy bedsheets with hygiene @ it's bare minimum... Enduring this once every mth is akin to forcing me to take veggies, no matter how nutritional vegs are to me...

And some ppl wonder why I dislike camping so much... To even imagine myself involved in some orientation camp has already sent shivers down my spine... Despite the prospect of looking @ numerous hunks tt'll be oscillating right in front of me, the primal instinct of [~LeiLa~] still overwrites the man-craziness tt's vastly getting out of control...

[SH] must be cursing me till no end by now... R-i-g-h-t...

Hmmm, I read today's papers and you'll never believe the stuff tt's there... There's this particular article advising ppl in [Britain] to not SMS while walking... This is because there're ppl who have been SMS-ing on the go and end up tripping over a curb, hitting a pole or worse, getting hit by a car... Even I know better than to send SMS while walking as either you're looking @ what you're typing or where you're going, never both @ the same time... Unless you have 1 eye looking @ your phone and the other looking @ where you're walking... I'm no joking!!! To think tt adults have to be warned of such basic sense is really absurd... Sheesh!!!

Then there's another article on how the [SAF]'s gonna change their uniform... According to the article, it's said tt pixel-ed designs are more effective in camouflaging the soldier... I don't know abt you, but my belief in camouflaging is tt if you really do not want to be seen, develop a uniform tt has the properties of an octopus's skin as their skin's capable of mimicking the backgound where they go... It's fascinating!!! Rather than use some pixel-ed designs which looks like pics being blown up too huge such tt they start to pixelate - horrible if you look @ it...

And the ranks!!! Not forgetting the ranks!!! It's no longer gonna be placed on the shoulder, but on the chest area... I've no idea what's going through the minds of the desginer, but I bet their initial motive is to make something so hideous such tt the enemies upon viewing them, their eyes would implode @ the mere sigh of it, resulting in instantaneous death... Yes, perhaps this is it... LOL!!!

Oh well, I'm off to make the best of my suffering for now as don't you think this entry is a tad too long???

And I still have yet to upload all my pics on [PhotoBucket.com]!!! [SH] is so gonna murder me... Oh and talking abt him, I must comment him on 1 thing... I kinda like reading his entries... The way he phase it really cracks me up and I couldn't help by literally laugh out loud...

I wish I could blog as well as [MJ], [XP] or [SH]... *Glittery eyes*